I just got finished from a session at the local Indian casino and I hate it when these motherfucker wannabe professional poker players sit around a table and collude against the fresh meat. WTF! These guys eek out the most pathetic living imaginable – not the worst living but one of the most blood sucking.
If you’re not one of the top 1% poker players in the world you’re just a fuck head taking money from people who simply want to spend a few hours playing cards to get away. More often than not, they make significantly more money then these leaches do.
This weeks EFF You is dedicated to blood sucking, half-ass, local wannabe poker players who think that their intense stares and their hundred hands per hour make them something special. I hate to break it to you jerkoffs, there are at least hundred of you guys at the casino at any given time – you’re not that good and your not that special and believe me, everyone thinks you are total douche bag pricks. By the way, I’m not saying this because I lost any money – I actually won 500 bucks – but these guys are just total fucking losers.