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EFFYOU Wannabe Professional Poker Players

I just got finished from a session at the local Indian casino and I hate it when these motherfucker wannabe professional poker players sit around a table and collude against the fresh meat. WTF! These guys eek out the most pathetic living imaginable – not the worst living but one of the most blood sucking.

If you’re not one of the top 1% poker players in the world you’re just a fuck head taking money from people who simply want to spend a few hours playing cards to get away. More often than not, they make significantly more  money then these leaches do.

This weeks EFF You is dedicated to blood sucking, half-ass, local wannabe poker players who think that their intense stares and their hundred hands per hour make them something special. I hate to break it to you jerkoffs, there are at least hundred of you guys at the casino at any given time – you’re not that good and your not that special and believe me, everyone thinks you are total douche bag  pricks. By the way, I’m not saying this because I lost any money – I actually won 500 bucks – but these guys are just total fucking losers.

Disneyland No Longer The Happiest Place on Earth For People With Special Needs

Disneyland No Longer The Happiest Place on Earth For People With Special Needs