Top Dumbest Trump Quotes

Top Ten Craziest Donald Trump Quotes – What a fucking idiot!

The Top Ten

1 “I am officially running for President of the United States.”

2 “I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

3 “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese.”

4 “She does have a very nice figure, I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”

5 “I don’t need anyone’s money. That’s nice…I’m REALLY rich.”

6 “I could shoot somebody and wouldn’t lose any voters”

7 “My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars”

8 “Grab her by the p****”

9 “You know, it doesn’t really matter what the media write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

10 “Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

The Contenders

11 “What’s the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank.”

12 “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

13 “I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

14 “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

15 “I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America.”

16 “Look at my African American over here!”

17 “They’re bringing drugs, they’re doing crime, they’re rapists, and some I assume are good people.”

18 “I don’t repeat myself. I don’t repeat myself”

19 “I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me”

20 “I like people who weren’t captured.”

21 “That makes me smart”

22 “Wrong!”

23 “Look at that face! Who would vote for that face?”

24 “Nobody has more respect for women than me.”

25 “You’re fired” V 2 Comments

26 “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her… wherever.”

27 “My ability to discern the worth of lies is unmatched”

28 “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

29 “And to Rosie O’Donnell; You’re welcome, Shamou.”

30 “If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people — maybe there is, I don’t know.”

31 “The Indian”

32 “Obama is the worst thing that our country is going through”

33 “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”
34 “… I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election – if I win.”

35 “You haven’t been called, go back to Univision.”

36 “Are you from South Korea”

37 “I love the poorly educated.”

38 “I know words, I have the best words.”

39 “You people know a lot about trucks.” V 3 Comments

40 “I alone can fix it”

41 “I hate Obama.”